AIN'T PARIS NICE?
Parody of Joni Mitchell's "Big Yellow Taxi"
(the Counting Crows/Vanessa Carlton cover)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Well ain't Paris nice? They put out a tape she shot
They got big hotels, them Hiltons, but their swingin's what's hot
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know which way's up if you're blonde
But ain't Paris nice? She put out for par-tee shots

Oooh, hot hot hot
Oooh, hot hot hot

They took all the scenes and sent 'em through our cable modem
And they charged my brother a dollar and a half to download 'em
Don't she know it's safe to bet
If you tape THAT, you'll end up on the Net
So ain't Paris nice? She gave us the art she shot

Oooh, hot hot hot
Oooh, hot hot hot

Hey heiress Paris - Burned you on a DVD
I got the remote in my left hand
Teach me the birds and the bees!
Say chee-ee-eese!
Don't you always go to bed
With a couple zillion fans on the web?
And ain't Paris nice? I'll pause at this darling spot - hot hot hot

Why not?

I'll thank Paris twice
'Cuz this is my favorite shot

© Spaff.com 2003+
Like it? Hate it? Say so.