(BILL O'REILLY IS) ON THE PHONE AGAIN
Parody of Willie Nelson's "On the Road Again"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

On the phone again
Bill O'Reilly is on the phone again
Proposing loofah baths and threesomes with my friend
The guy can't wait to get on my phone again

On the phone again
Askin' me to slap his "Al Frank-en"
Beggin' fair and balanced verbal S & M
The guy vibrates with me on the phone again

On the phone again!
Proud he found a date inside a Bangkok brothel
Why'd they let him in?
This whack job wants to rub me with falafel
How awful

He's on the phone again
Says he hangs further right than normal men
He wants to touch me in the "no-spin zone" - comprend?
He's getting off getting on the phone again

On the phone again!
He's describing trysts on Care-ib-bee-an realty
Says he's now and then
Accused of being hung like Uncle Miltie
~ Not guilty ~

He's on the phone again
Must be trippin' on Rush's med-i-cenn
He pants that I'm the fox in Fox News Channel's den
So I can't wait to get back to CNN

And I can't wait to get off his show again

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