PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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Who knows how much my truck's worth
My guns, my dogs, my drill
But one day it all could be yours
'Cause I've got you in my will

There's cable in my trailer
And tons of stuff to smoke
I should leave it all to someone
Just in case one day I croak

Being of shoddy
Mind and body
I do hereby bequeath
All my Playboys 'n'
Gopher poison
And all my silver teeth

But all the stuff I'd give you
My wife's not in that deal
Never knew she fetishized you
Till I walked in and surprised you
How ironic I now eulogize you
Y'all were in my will

My will

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