(I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON) MRS. CLAUS
Parody of Fountains of Wayne's "Stacy's Mom"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
[Clap clap clap]

Santa, can I come over after fi-i-i-i-ive? (Off at five)
We could watch - It's A Wonderful Wi-i-i-i-ife (I meant Life)
Will your wife wear red with the snowy trim? (I love trim)
Is she there? Or is she hanging out at the gy-y-y-y-ym? (North Pole Gym)

You know, you prob'ly think us elves need to get a life
But where'd you score that North Pole-dancing wife?

Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
The workshop's hot and the toys are turned on
Santa, can't you see - why my work's not up to speed?
Can't concentrate because I've
Got a crush on Mrs. Claus

Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
[Clap clap clap]

Santa, do you remember when I cleaned your barns? (Reindeer barns)
Your wife brought out - a box from Hickory Fa-a-a-a-arms (Hickory Farms)
I could tell she liked me from the cool gift bag (Plastic bag)
And the way it said "To Mrs. Claus" on the ta-a-a-a-ag (Stick-on tag)

If you think she's a granny then you're blind and deaf
'Cause since she got that work done she's a hot M.I.L.F.!

Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod - She's got a rockin' bod
The North Pole's hot and the elves are turned on - Elves are gone wi-ld
Santa please pick me - to come trim your Christmas tree
I've got an eggnog buzz -

And a crush on - Mrs. Claus - ah-ah-ah-ah
Major crush on - Mrs. Claus - ah-ah-ah-ah
What a hottie - Santa can't you see - she's the X in Xmas Eve
Can't think of toys because I've
Got a crush on Mrs.
Claus

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