Spaff.com "Mr Voight You've Got a Lovely Daughter" Parody of Herman's Hermits' "Mrs Brown..."

MR. VOIGHT, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY DAUGHTER
Parody of Herman's Hermits' "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Mr. Voight, you've got a lovely daughter
Rare to find a girl both hard and soft
As her dad
Could you please fix me up?
I long to see my ass
Get kicked by Lara Croft

In my dreams your Girl's still Interrupted
Best part is it's me who interrupts
But it's sad
I buy her latest films
J'adore those Jolie parts
But man the rest just sucks

Nice guns, no doubt
Even in a bad film
She'll whip 'em out
Makes a bloke press
Re - wind

Mr. Voight, your spawn can't get no hotter (Give me water)
Even if you breed with Tyra Banks (Or Tom Hanks)
They're not yours (Ooh)
Those lips and hips and nips (Ooh)
So if you see your ex
Please pass along my thanks

You should be proud
'Cause with whopping talents
She's well-endowed
Makes a bloke hate
Brad Pitt

Someday I'll become a big director (Bilz-Bub Thornton)
We'll rehearse that scene where she disrobes (Under strobes)
She'll kick butt! (Ooh)
She'll win some big awards! (Ooh)
Maybe I'll get the chance
To hold her Golden Globes

Mr. Voight, you've got a lovely daughter (Angelina)
Mr. Voight, it sucks that I don't got her (Angelina)
Mr. Voight, I'd like to cuff and knot her (Angelina)
Mr. Judge, acquit me if I stalk her (No subpoena)
(etc.)