You're a hard one, Mr. Rush
You really are a prong
You're as turgid as a turnip
Is your radio "turned on," Mr. Rush?

You're a ripe banana
Hanging so far right it's wrong

You're a firm one, Mr. Rush
A hardened heart-and soul
You're as thick as Bill O'Reilly
When you grip your spin control, Mr. Rush

I wouldn't let you touch me with that
Three-and-a-half-inch pole

You're a stiff one, Mr. Rush
A Pfizer riser trick
You really pulled a boner
Will you get your problem licked, Mr. Rush?

Given the choice between the two of you, I'd go
Quail hunting with Dick

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
Pimp
Gimp
Limp

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