MISS LOVE (America's Sweetheart)
Parody of Maroon 5's "This Love"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

She was so high she did not recognize
The cops she'd tried to terrorize
Practicing her bottle throw
Miss 40-Love - she's been cuffed again
This time it's not bedroom games
Don't all birthdays blow?

(Blow!)

Miss - Love - is - breakin' parole - Courtney's
Been smackifried
Too many times before
I - like - her - flashin' doll parts at me
But I'll have - no choice
'Cause they might throw her butt in the hole
Ho-o-ole
Ho-o-ole
Ho-o-o

I try my best to be at every show
Never know what crap she'll throw
So whack me with that microphone
(Ow!)
Your Honor, rock and roll's no felony
I WANT my Celebrity
Skin, assault, and battery

(Good thro-ow!)

Miss - Love - is - losin' control - clearly
She's come untied
Too many times before
Her - life's - a - tabloid catastrophe
But I'll praise - Miss World
While bleeding from this flashlight-sized hole
Ho-o-ole
Ho-o-ole
Ho-o-o

Love, please un-smack your brain
Don't pull a Kurt Cobain
There's lots of crowds left to excite (to incite - to pick fights)
Let's grow old praying for
Your Hole reunion tour
I'll wear diapers there
Because I KNOW you'll nail me with your wheelchair

Miss - Love - has - played Whack-a-Mole - on me
Smoked Naugahyde
Too many times before
Her - tour's - been cancelled, surprisingly
So I'm in - rehab
The only place for Love anymore

[Repeat erratically]

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