(WE'RE GONNA EMIGRATE TO) MEXICO
Parody of The Beach Boys' "Kokomo"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion
PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
Sample/Download from the Mad Music Archive
Sonora - Cordoba - Ooh we're sneakin' ova
Toluca - Tijuana - Come on Dad and Mama
Reynosa - Saltillo - Swim across the Rio
Chihuahua -
Somewhere south of Palm Springs
There's a place called Mexico
That's where we wanna go
So let's start digging a hole
We won't be pursued
Just slip ten bucks to the border dude
We'll find a place in the sand
And I hear there's lots of ethnic food
Down in Mexico
Merida - Nogales - Let's swing our tamales
Down to Puebla - Durango - Me and my whole gang go
Campeche - Chiapas - Just you try to stop us
We're gonna emigrate to Mexico
We'll move in fast and then we'll never go
There's awesome jobs, you know
Way down in Mexico
Tulum - Cancun - We'll gain asylum soon
Everybody knows
They love illegals in Mexico
They'll give us health care and school
And I bet they'll all learn English, bro
Down in Mexico
Jalisco - Tampico - Ooh we're gonna sneak o-
-ver to Guada - lajara - Let's run there tomorra
Nu-evo - Laredo - Stuff the Winnebago
We're gonna emigrate to Mexico
They've got a lot of special plants to grow
That's why they'll never throw
Us out of Mexico
Sonora - Cordoba - [etc.]
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