My life of crime isn't all that great
My getaway car is a piece of crap
I bought some guns but they just shoot caps
And my folks say my curfew's 9:15

But when I hold up Circle K
And I get caught tryin' to get away
If the cops ask What the hell?
I know exactly what t'say: I'm

MENTALLY ILL
THAT'S WHAT I'VE GOT TO BE
(Crazy Crazy)
(Crazy Crazy)
Baby, I'm mentally ill

MENTALLY ILL
YR'HONOR I PLEAD INSANITY
(Crazy Crazy)
(Crazy Crazy)
I must be mentally ill

I'll blame all my friends from Mars
And sue the food at Mickey D's
When Dave Letterman reads cards
It's secret code to torment me

I wanna skate with washed-up stars
I'm gonna give up baths for Lent
Wanna take a hunting trip
With our Vice Presi-dent

MENTALLY ILL
DON'T TURN OFF MY TV
(Looney Tuney)
(Fruity Loopy)
Utterly mentally ill

MENTALLY ILL
Y'ALL MISUNDERESTIMATE ME
(Dippy Trippy)
(Wacky Cracky)
Baby, I'm mentally ill

[Kazoo solo]

The truth is
I'm a decent guy
But I'm in love with Pebbles Flintstone
I rob banks to catch her eye

I build nukes
To bomb political cartoons
I pray for more Anna Nicoles
I trust The 700 Club
And infomer-sholes

MENTALLY ILL
POUR THAT KOOL-AID FOR ME
(Dotty Spotty)
(Kooky Spooky)
Totally mentally ill

MENTALLY ILL
FEED ME SOME W.M.D.
[Clock:] "Cuckoo Cuckoo - Cuckoo Cuckoo"
Baby, I'm mentally ill

MENTALLY ILL [Kazoo returns]
MENTALLY ILL (Crazy Crazy) Yeah!
MENTALLY ILL
MENTALLY ILL (Baby don't...)
...blame me I'm mentally ill!

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