Parody of "Here Comes Santa Claus"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

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Maxed-out credit cards
Maxed-out credit cards
That's what Santa Claus brings
Makes sure we gets DVD sets
Of Lord of the Rings
Bow in thanks to great big banks
Who lend us holiday thrills
Hope the toys'll still work next month
When Santa Claus brings the bills

Second mortgages
Second mortgages
Pay for ATVs
Trucks and boats and coonskin coats
And plasma-screen TVs
Keeping up with Numbnuts Jones
Gets more expensive each year
So if Santa Claus don't bring food
We'll capture and eat his deer

Chapter 7
Chapter 11
And maybe Chapter 13
I declare it don't seem fair
To throw the book at me
Repossessors, mob collectors
Seem extremely upset
So block the chimney and lock the doors
'Cause Santa Claus brings me debt!

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