MARY CHENEY
Parody of The 4 Seasons' "Sherry"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion


Ma-a-ry
Mary Cheney
Ma-a-ry
Mary Cheney

Ma-a-a-a-a-a-ry Chay-ay-nee
(Mary Cheney)
Ma-a-ry - did you come out tonight?
(Come come - come out tonight)
Ma-a-a-a-a-a-ry Chay-ay-nee
(Mary Cheney)
Ma-a-ry - were you outed tonight?

He - made - you - come out
(Come out)
In the third debate
(Come out)
Why'd he cross that line?
(Come out)
You're Lesbonservative?
You must think Bush is fi-yi-yine!

Ke-e-e-e-e-er-ry bay-ay-bee
(Kerry baby)
Ke-er-ry - made a bad move tonight
(Dum-dum! - Dumb move tonight)
(Dum-dum! - Dumb move tonight)

You-oo-oo better face her ma-a-ma
(Lynnie Cheney)
Te-ell her - if she's gay it's all right

Hey - let's - all - come out
(Come out)
Turn bi-partisan!
(Come out)
It's a gay old time!
(Come out)
Got some red-red action!
Blue - me, baby, blue my mi-yind!

Spa-a-a-a-a-are me, Chay-ay-nee
(Bush and Cheney)
Spa-are me - your amendment's uptight
(No fun - fun with the Right)
(No fun - fun with the Right)
Marry?
Mary Cheney?
Marry?
Mary Cheney?


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