JOHNNY LINGO
Parody of Shelly Fabares' "Johnny Angel"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Johnny Lingo - Johnny Lingo
Johnny Lingo - Johnny Lingo

You're the native for me

(Oh Mahana Ugh - Oh Mahana Ugh...)

Johnny Lingo
How I want him
But he doesn't know that I'm alive
I'd give anything to be his o-o-one cow wife

Oh Mahana
You so ugly
That is what my father says to me
And hey get your butt out of that dang banana tree

I'm so fugly
Mary Kay's scared away
I never brush my hair
Or wash my underwear
On the island
They all say - vote me off
Even monkeys say I stink
I shave my back and think

Of Johnny Lingo (Johnny Lingo)
Look he's coming (Yes he's coming)
And the tribe is laughing crazi-ly
'Cause the stupid S.O.B. just paid eight heifers for me

That means marriage
So I'm carried away
The makeover's extreme
I clean up like a dream
You should see me
Wash the car in this blouse
Yes I'm the perfect spouse
And all it took was cows

From Johnny Lingo (Let's play Bingo)
I'm too sexy (For my TV)
Angelina ain't got jack on me
I will show you how spi-cy an eight-cow woman can be

Johnny Lingo (Not a gringo)
Johnny Lingo (Johnny Lingo)
Paid too little for me
Johnny Lingo (Paul George Ringo)
Johnny Lingo (Johnny Lingo)
Should have thrown in some sheep
And a dingo...

[Fade - with cow noises - and some sheep]

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