Spaff.com "Kim Jong Il" parody of Neil Diamond's "Song Sung Blue"

KIM JONG IL
Parody of Neil Diamond's "Song Sung Blue"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Kim Jong Il
Scare of North Korea
Kim Jong Il
Hair supplied by Chia

Kimmy, love
The Axis Of
Evil's where you dwell
So if you're firing missiles at the West
You gotta know that they'll

Blow your butt to hell

Kim Jong Il
Cartin' off detractors
Kim Jong Il
Startin' up reactors

Leader Dear
I truly fear you won't be changing your voice
Then before you know it you'll be Gitmo bound
You simply got no choice

[Background vocals from the Authoritarian Socialist Children's Choir:]

Kim Kim Jong Jong Il Il
Bangin' with the wrong gang
Kim Kim Jong Jong Il Il
Hangin' out in Pyongyang

Slangin' dope?
I'm losin' hope for you, and scared for Iran
'Cause before you know it they're re-running M*A*S*H
And we're at war again

Kim Rim Jong Job Il Ill
[Violin takes this line]
Kim Rim Jong Job Il Ill
[Once again with this line]

[Fade to red]