JOAN RIVERS
Parody of Henry Mancini's "Moon River"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Joan Rivers
Older than the sky
And yet she's still alive
Some think
Oh, fame squatter
With lame daughter
Whenever you show up
I throw up
My drink

Two witches
Stalk the Golden Globes
There's lots of silly-cones
To see
But your plas-tic head's
World renowned
A cartoon walkin' round
Like Huckleberry Hound
Joan Rivers
Scares me

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