I FOUGHT THE JAZZ (And the Jazz Won)
Parody of the Bobby Fuller Four's "I Fought the Law"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion
© Spaff.com 2003+


Came to Utah for some - action
I fought the Jazz and the Jazz won
I fought the Jazz and the Jazz won
They blew right through us like a - shotgun
I fought the Jazz and the Jazz won
I fought the Jazz and the Jazz won

Kirilenko stuffed me and it's such a drag
Felt like a hit and run
I underestimated Ostertag
I fought the Jazz and the Jazz won
I fought the Jazz and the Jazz won

Got my pocket picked by - Stockton
I fought the Jazz and the Jazz won
I fought the Jazz and the Jazz won
The Mailman took 'em on a - big run
I fought the Jazz and the Jazz won
I fought the Jazz and the Jazz won

Harpring hit the three and sent us home
I guess my season's done
At least I'm through defending Karl Malone
I fought the Jazz and the Jazz won
I fought the Jazz and the Jazz won