Spaff.com "I Feel Happy (and Sneezy)" parody of "I Feel Pretty"

I FEEL HAPPY (AND SNEEZY)
A parody of the pretty and witty and gay "I Feel Pretty"

PERFORMED BY MONEYSHOT COSMONAUTS
- M. Spaff "Snarky" Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
- Cari "Steamy" Golden: Snow White and Queen vocals
- Chris "Cinnamony" Mezzolesta: Dwarf, Prince, and Mirror vocals
- the great Luke "Sienkowski" Ski: Dwarf vocals, character cameos
- Kyle "Shaggy" Carrozza: Dwarf vocals
- Max "Shmoopy" DeGroot: Dwarf vocals
- Bob "Swanky" Emmet: All instruments, production, mixing, digging, and lifting

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Snow:
I feel Happy
Mighty Happy
Life's not crappy, it's Happy tonight
Call me sappy
But hot damn, it's good to be Snow White

I feel Bashful
Pretty Bashful
What a smash to feel Bashful inside
And so special
'Cause my fairy tail is quite the ride

Queen:
Ask the wicked face in that mirror there

Mirror:
This mirror here

Queen:
Who's the fairest dwarf-bait you've seen?

Mirror:
Who do you think?!

Queen:
Such a wicked pout
Such a wicked strut
Such a wicked butt
Such a wicked queen!

Mirror:
Ooh, you wicked thing!

Snow:
I feel Sleepy
Working Sleepy
I'm conceding I'm needing a bed
But they say
Always give your best
Sleepy head!

Dwarfs:
Have you met our live-in housekeeper?
We found her passed out in our beds
No working girl's ever been cheaper
So we bathe then we dance then she kisses our heads

She's drawn like she's shy
But she spends the night (la la la)
And we've all seen why
They call her Snow White

She's quite the cartoon
We dig while she works (la la la)
She whistles Blue Moon
She must think we're Smurfs

Snow:
I blacked out and this
Apple's sticky
Some rat must have slipped
Me a Mickey

Dwarfs:
So is it true
She's pure as the snow? (la la la)
Here's one little clue:
We greet her "Hi Ho!"

Snow:
I feel Sneezy
Awful Sneezy
When I'm queasy it's easy to choke
Doc, don't tease me
What's that little tickle in my throat?

Dwarfs:
La-la la-la-la la-la la la-la

Snow:
I feel Goofy

Iago:
Different movie!

Snow:
I get busy and dizzy for cash
I'm so Disney
Even Britney calls me Snow White Trash

Dwarfs:
La-la la-la-la la-la la la-la

Prince:
See the wicked witch in that mirror there?

Dwarfs:
Huh? Which witch where?

Prince:
Fabulous-est fruit that I've seen!

Dwarfs:
Fabulous what?

Prince:
Such a wicked pout
Such a wicked strut
Such a wicked butt
Such a wicked queen!

Dwarfs:
He's a frickin' queen!

Snow:
I feel Grumpy [I feel Grumpy]
I feel Dopey [I feel Dopey]
Tell Prince Spunky I hope he comes fast

All:
Ride, Prince, Ride!
I'll be feeling
Charming at last!