Hanson recently released a new album to favorable reviews. Still, it seems they always will be identified with a single bubblegum hit. Success is such sweet sorrow.

(Ahh – a-haa)
(Ahh – a-haa)

You’ve got a rude way of mocking
You slam my Aiken physique
You say I dance like Stephen Hawking
Or a blond
Oklahoma geek

Three geeks, to be exact
Why the hell’d ya call me Zac?

You make me feel like Hanson
Am I the first or middle one?
You make me feel like Hanson
Or even worse, the little one?
You make me feel like Hanson
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) – Hanson night and day (bleeeah!)
I feel like Hanson (ew!) Hanson – A-a-a-a-a-augh!

I’m not some dork one-hit wonder
I ain’t posed for “Teen” no - no no no no
Or TRL
Carson, go to he-ell
‘Cause I’m no MTV ho-o

If I act underage
Ya spark my prepubescent rage

You make me feel like Hanson
It kinda icks me out in bed
You make me feel like Hanson
Can’t I be William Hung instead?
You make me feel like Hanson
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) – Wish that I was eight (yeah!)
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) – Damn those kids are great
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) – Which one’s Mary-Kate? (yeah!)
I feel like Hanson (ew!) Hanson – A-a-a-a-a-augh!

Mmmbop dooba doo bah da bop
Dooba doobop mmmbop ba dop (awoo-oo-oo)
Mmmbop dooba doo bah da bop
Dooba doobop mmmbop ba dop (oh yeah)
Mmmbop cuba doo-doo kerflop
Jabba goombah who chewed de mop

Last time you called me great
Was Nineteen-ninety-eight

You make me feel like Hanson
Too bad I missed the boy-band craze
You make me feel like Hanson
I’ll never pass Freud’s oral phase
You make me feel like Anson
That’s Williams, Potsie, Happy Days
You make me feel like Hanson…

[Repeat / Fade from memory]

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