Spaff.com "We Cloned Daryl Hannah" Parody of Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama"

WE CLONED DARYL HANNAH
Parody of Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

(Crank 'em out!)

Big lab in the basement
Hidden beneath th'neighbors' lawns
Me and buddies from the math club
We're engineering amazons
And especially blondes
(Yes!)

Well I lost DNA from Jayne Mansfield
Well I heard Brooke Shields' may be wrecked
Though Courtney Love's is quite widespread
On hers our drugs have little effect, so instead

We cloned Daryl Hannah
All us guys made a few
We've cloned Daryl Hannah
Circa 1982

They skinny-dipped in New York Harbor (Ooh ooh ooh!)
Man it was total deja vu
I swear their height does not bother me
Does their acting bother you?
Whoopdedoo

We cloned Daryl Hannah
Bree-gitte Nielsen too
We cloned Daryl Hannah
Hey Charlize we're after you
(Here I come - My Therona)

Ahh-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah-a-haa-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah-a-haa-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah-a-haa-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah

Now Russell Crowe's wife's who we long for
But he's been known t'call us high or sick (What a dick!)
Th'only acid we're taa-king's
Deoxyribonucle-ic
That does the trick

We cloned Daryl Hannah
Tried sheep, but that blew
We cloned Daryl Hannah
That's our work in Kill Bill 2

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[Extra verse, reverse-engineered from the others and genetically spliced in here]

I've nearly built Jes-sic-a Simpson
Alba, Biel, and Rabbit too (Halleloo!)
Then I'll make myself soooo large
Like that freak from Motley Crue
(Wouldn't you?)
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We cloned Daryl Hannah
(Oh sweet "Splash" babe)
But no mermaids came through
(So now whaddawe do?)
We cloned Daryl Hannah
(Thiiink here)
Hey let's mate one with Shamu! (Ooh ooh!)
Yeah yeah!)
(Ah, genetics's got the answer!)