Slow down - my stone just passed
By god let's make this tour our last
Just chokin' out the Sixties tunes
Bankin' some dough and feelin' groupies!

Ba-da-da da da da da - feelin' groupies

Hello old fans - how's it hangin'?
It's now your granddaughters we're bangin'
Ain't ya got Vioxx for me?
Doin' Viagra
For the groupies!

Ba-da-da da da da da - feelin' groupies

I've been solo, you fools, even longer than Cher
I'd "bury the hatchet" in Garfunkel's hair
But the crowds still demand him, which stupefies me
Art, I hate you
But there's groupies!

Ba-da-da da pa-da-ba da - uh - ack! -
*cough* *hack* *wheeze*

MEDIC!

Hello morphine my old friend...

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