I’m not a normal person
I can’t get dumped and let a girlfriend leave
Or my neuroses worsen
Until my buddy Elmer helps me grieve
And so I have to say before you go

That I just want you to know
You’ll find your plasma TV
Stuck up in my apple tree
Your panties will stay up there too
And the reason is glue

You said we’d stick together
That’s something I’m intending to enforce
We’ll stay attached for forever
Or would you rather end up like your horse?
I’m not opposed to caulking shut your rear

That’s why I think you should hear
I’ve got the reason your hair
Extends two feet in the air
The reason your cat wears your shoes
And the reason is glue
And the reason is glue
If you leave I’ll come too
And the reason is glue

I’m not a balanced person
Your hamsters on my ceiling prove it’s true
And so you’d better think before you go

That your escape will be slow
You’ve found the reason your feet
Won’t budge from this fresh concrete
The reason the doors are sealed through
And the reason is glue

I’ve found the reason girls stay
With bonds of love that won’t decay
The reason you’re stuck with me too
And the reason is glue

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