Spaff.com "Fun to Fly (With the Fat Guy)" parody of the Offspring's "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"

FUN TO FLY (WITH THE FAT GUY)
Parody of The Offspring's "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments and production

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Fliegen mit dem fetten Gecken...

Give it to me, Santa! Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Wrap it for me, Santa! Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Slide it down my chimney! Ho-ho! Ho-ho!

And all the elves say
It's fun to fly with the fat guy

Oslo - Minsk - Rome - Auckland - Bora Bora - home

December 24th and we're stranded in Des Moines
There's bad news from the vet - looks like Blitzen pulled a groin
But we shouldn't be surprised by this Christmas Eve delay
'Cause this year Santa Claus barely fits into the sleigh!

He's overweight
Added freight
But he knows the girls are gonna love him anyway
He'll wax their skis
And trim their trees
But lose no weight - he'll lose no weight
So don't make him beg
For that reindeer leg
At least you know he can always go on Jenny Craig!

The girls want Santa Clauzzah
Hey! Hey! Do that jingle thing!
[Jingle jingle jingle]

Give it to me, Santa! Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Wrap it for me, Santa! Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Slide it down my chimney! Ho-ho! Ho-ho!

And all the elves say
It's fun to fly with the fat guy

Rio - Cairo - Nome - Cape Town - Yokohama - home

Last New Year's he resolved not to eat like such a hog
He tried some diet shakes but he mixed them with eggnog
He finally said screw it - quitting fruitcake is too hard
Besides you know his groupies all expect a tub of lard

We get homemade fudge
And elf massage
It don't suck to ride in Santa Claus's entourage
Honeys get gift-wrapped
Sit on his lap
So why lose weight? So why lose weight?
When his HMO
Says, Shape up, bro
He says, Kiss my tannen-bum beneath the mistletoe!

The girls want Santa Clauzzah
The girls love Santa Clauzzah
They're waiting for Santa Claus
So Hey! Hey! Do that jingle thing!
[Jingle jingle jingle]