I'M AN EXTREMIST
Parody of the Monkees' "I'm a Believer"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion
I thought God was quite the all-inclusive dude
Cool with every culture, race, and creed
Ain't no saints and Satans
Ain't no white and black
Who's to say what's truth and what's just wack?
Then I washed my brain
Now I'm an extremist
Not a grain
Of charm to be found
Your side bites! (Oooh)
I'm an extremist
I've got the meanest
God in town
I'll go off in more or less a public place
Seems the less I think, the more I blow
Shrinks say I'm explosive
Kind of wi-red tight
Don'tcha tick me off - I might ignite
'Cause I washed my brain
Now I'm an extremist
If you're sane
You're on the wrong side
I'm da bomb! (Oooh)
I'm an extremist
My fondest dream is
Suicide
[Reload]
I'm my favorite martyr
I'm a one-way flight
I'm a real self-starter
Got a light?
Yes, I washed my brain
Now I'm an extremist
Old Hussein?
An amateur schmuck!
I'm a nut! (Oooh)
I'm an extremist
I'd give up meanness
But you suck!
Yes, I washed my brain!
Now I'm an extremist!
(etc.)
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