DESERET INDUSTRIES
Parody of The Verve's "Bittersweet Symphony"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

[That violin sample. You know the one.]

I'm goin'ta Deseret Industries toni-hight
There's no better place to spend my money than D.I.-hi
I'd take you down the aisle with toasters, shoes and lamps on
But there's an old man there who is tryin' some bright green pants on

No shame - got no shame - got no shame - got no shame
Shoppin' here - for my mom
Yes I'm here - for my mom
They got a million different T-shirts and underpants and sweats
Without stains - no mo'
No no no no no no...

Well I bought some ties and some high-school choir LP's, yeah
I got some books on tape that'll make me learn Portuguese, yeah
I buy stuffed animals even when the things make me sneeze, yeah
But I come here sometimes just to flirt with the employees, yeah

Board games - picture frames - model planes - weather vanes
They're all here - to die for
So I'm here - to buy more
They got a million different dishes and 8-track tapes and hats
I need space - fo' mo'
Mo mo mo mo mo mo...

They got some - onion choppers & hot-air popcorn poppers
Got some - record players & green refrigerators
Got some - ammunition & console televisions
I'll be at Deseret Industries all weekend...
Got some - pepper grinders & orange three-ring binders
I'll be at Deseret Industries all weekend...
Got some - old Playstations & Christmas decorations...

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