You got seats - near the floor but
I got seats - at the tippity-top
So I sneak - to your row
But I always get caught
And get sent - by the usher
To the nosebleeds again!

In the Delta Center!
Delta Center!
Delta Center!

Do the players want me to cheer them?
I think that's the Jazz but I can't see or hear them
I tell you, tell you, the game would be killer
If I was sitting by Larry Miller

In the Delta Center!
Delta Center!
Delta Center!

At the break - I get thirsty
So I start - my descent through the stands
I lose breath - and get lost
In the millions of fans
Where's my seat? Near the rafters
I can't hike it again!

Do ya Jazz Dancers want me to love you?
I've heard you're hot but I'm miles above you
Tell me, what's that fuzzy thing down there?
Did they throw out a rat - or could that be the Jazz Bear?

In the Delta Center!
Delta Center!
Delta Center!
[etc.]