BILL, PUT YOUR CREATURE AWAY
Parody of "Picture" by Kid Rock f/ Sheryl Crow
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

[HE]
Livin' my life as a punchline
Joggin' to McDonalds at lunchtime
I ain't held an office in
Three damn years
Been gettin' rich from lectures and talk shows
Blowin' it on Playboys and nachos
Gettin' misty - with Lewinsky
Souvenirs

I put my creature away
Back in my pants to stay
If I took him out, man the wife would
Go insane
I put my creature away
At least that's what I claim
Thanks to Kenneth Starr, well my dates just
Ain't the same

- oooh -

[SHE]
I called you last night from my book tour
Ya said you're playin' X-Box with Al Gore
But that voice in the back sounds a lot like
Paula Jones
Chargin' 28 bucks though my book's lame
It's pickin' up the tab for my campaign
It's payin' off 't you jumped that
Intern's bones

But put your creature away
It's done enough, I'd say
Of your eight years, people remember
One damn trait
Bill, put your creature away
You better play it straight
Lest ya want a taste of ol' John Wayne
Bobbitt's fate

- oooh -

[SHE]
I saw you yesterday in the tabloids

[HE]
It was their same old grudge against bad boys

[BOTH]
Since we've been gone the White House
Gets no tush

[HE]
I put my creature away

[SHE]
No chance you'll change your ways

[BOTH]
Guess it's time we both admit it

[HE]
I like Bush!

[BOTH]
Yes it's time we both confess it
We like Bush!

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