Spaff.com "Cougareataville" parody of Jimmy Buffett's "Margaritaville"

COUGAREATAVILLE
Parody of Jimmy Buffett's "Margaritaville"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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It's eight on a Monday
I'm late for a fun day
I rush to the ELWC and stake out my spot:
A booth by the hallway
I'll be in it all day
Gawkin' at coeds - they're so freakin' hot

Wastin' the day again in Cougareataville
Checkin' out all these babes from the Y
Some chicks would claim
Their sexy clothes ain't to blame
But I know
That's only a lie

I ache for the springtime
'Cause that's clothing-cling time
I think of them T-shirts - I slobber and wheeze
So I hide in my textbook
And wait for my next look
At some hottie's shorts as they ride off her knees

Wastin' the day again in Cougareataville
Searchin' for my lost eternal mate
Some say I'll find
That this is driving me blind
But for now
My vision is great

I can't wait till seven
These two babes from heaven
Walk by every night and they're drivin' me nuts
I hope that the blonde'll
Wear stripes horizontal
Because they accentuate her you-know-whats

Wastin' the day again in Cougareataville
Waitin' for my poor hormones to halt
Some chicks would moan
And blame my testosterone
But they know
It's their own dang fault

Yeah, some say I'll find
That this is driving me blind
But for now
My vision is great