[Tired sore throat voice]

It's no fair
It's s'posed to be vacation
I'm floored between my bedroom and the john
The unsuspecting victim
Of nasopharyngitis
I'm so overwhelmed it might as
Well just spawn
I'm sneezing off my eyelids
(And) Now my nose is red as Christmas
My temperature's severely on the blink
One-eighty-two I think

God bless you - bless you
God bless you - bless you

[Bitter stuffed-up nasal voice]

God bless you?!
Dear God please kill me
I cannot breathe
I cannot sleep at night
I need some pseudoephedrine
This sick congestion
Keeps spewing phlegm and mucus left and right
And then there's diarrhea
Sheer catastrophea
Someone's got to hose me off outside
I OD'd on the Sleep-Aid an'
Ran into Ronald Reagan
We danced toward the light with Princess Di
Damn I thought I'd die

Don't share
Your lunch
With me
You'll be
Getting
The cold inside my 'ead
God bless you - bless you

I'll blow
My lunch
You'll see
How I'm
Spreading
The cold inside my 'ead
God bless you - bless you

[Sneezing interlude]

Don't breathe
Too close
To me
You'll be
Dreading
The cold inside my 'ead
God bless you - bless you

Screw this
Technol
-ogy
Not pre
-venting
The cold inside my 'ead
God bless you - bless you

NyQuil's
My ec
-stasy
Puts a
Dent in
The cold inside my 'ead
God bless you - bless you

This Dou
-ble-you
M D's
Unre
-lentin'!
The cold inside my 'ead
God bless you - bless you

God bless you

A tissue?

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