COLORADO CITY
Parody of Jan & Dean's "Surf City"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Two wives for every guy...

I'm movin' to a city on the Arizona border
(Hey Hildale, here I come)
'Cause I wanna practice stuff like the United Order
(Hey Hildale, here I come)
It really isn't sanctioned by the Church or state
But they got so many hotties there I just can't wait!

Yeah Colorado City's where I wanna be
It's Colorado City for polygamy
Ooh Colorado City, where the past survives
Yeah Colorado City, with my plural wives

Three wives for every guy...

Gonna bring 'em all some flowers and some antidepressants
(Hey Hildale, here I come)
I've heard it doesn't matter if they're pre-adolescents
(Hey Hildale, here I come)
It's the middle of the desert but we just don't mind
'Cause tonight we'll party like it's 1889!

It's Colorado City for some freaky fun
Yeah Colorado City, near the Grand Can-yun
Ooh Colorado City, you'll be let inside
In Colorado City, if you'll be my bride

Four wives for every guy...

I may be outnumbered in the battle of the sexes
(Hey Hildale, here I come)
But if the women get annoying, I can hide out in Texas
(West Texas, here I come)
I know that people wonder how our group exists
It's because we're all such fun-fun-fun-damentalists!

Yeah Colorado City's where I wanna be
It's Colorado City for polygamy
Ooh Colorado City, I'll be livin' well
In Colorado City, 'til I'm thrown in jail

Five wives for every -
Six wives for every - guy!

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