CHRISTMAS BLUE
Parody of "Blue Christmas"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion


The season's blue
This year without you
Completely blue
Learning about you
I found photos, I swear
Of some guy - with you there
Holding the teddy
I gave you - yes, your bear

My party's blue
Drinking to blank you
My weekend's blue
Wond'ring who'll spank you
All your e-mail's marked red
Wish I'd blacked out instead
My holiday's blue, blue this year

Your present's blue
Burn what I sent ya
Your sister's blue
Me, I'm magenta

Hurts so much that you'd lie
'Bout that dorkwad that I

Imagine you blue
For
Christmas


Now sing it out loud.
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