[Haunting instrumental intro: Penny whistle or kazoo]

Every night in my dreams
I hang out
With drag queens
Dressing up like Celine
Dion

Every day I wake up
And cake on
The makeup
Make my chin like Celine
Dion

You'll
See
The Vegas in me
When they build me that coli-se-ummm

White
Trash
Will blow all their cash
Sorry, Siegfried and Roy, but
My show will go on and on

I'll find old men wiser
And sell out
To Chrysler
Stealing Cyndi Lauper's
Last song

Royalties from "One Heart"
And perfume
At Wal-Mart
Bling the bling like Celine
Dion

TIGHT
FRENCH
CANADIAN WENCH
I'M A DIVA LIKE WAYNSIE
NEW-TON

RICH
PROUD
TITANICALLY LOUD
I WILL SINK YOU WITH SCHLOCK, I
WISH I WAS - CE-LINE DI-OOOOOOO-
*gasp*
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!

Mmm-hmm...

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