CARELETH LITHPER
Parody of Wham!'s "Careless Whisper"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion


No one notithed uth
Ath we were thucking fathe
In the back - of - the - buth
Ath thaliva flew
The driver thlammed into
A themi truck, my tongue got thtuck
You bit the thucker through

I'm never gonna kith again
Mithing tongueth have no thenthation
Can't play thakth or thing the thame
And mith the tathte of boothe
Should've been thmarter than to rithk my tongue
And mack on public tranthportation
Tho I'm never gonna kith again
The way I kithed with you

Time doth not rethpect
A careleth lithper'th thad thpeech defect
Thometimeth wordth get thtuck
Thibilantth jutht thuck
Thongth are worth - I thit and curth
My inauthpiciouth luck

I'm never gonna kith again (etc)

(Thakth tholo)

Tho now inthtead of girlth I've kithed
I'm theeing my thpeech therapitht
Thome thay it'th better thith way
I'll never thatithfy you in that thpecial way
You thaid we'd thee thith through, however
I'm thcared to thee what elth you'll thever
Tho now who'th gonna kith with me?
Pleathe thay

I'm never gonna kith again (et thetera)

(Thakth to fade)


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