BUSH AND KERRY
Parody of Frank Sinatra's "Love and Marriage"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Bush and Kerry
Bush and Kerry
Going at it like they're Tom and Jerry
How you voting, brother?
Not FOR one but against the
Other

Bush and Kerry
Bush and Kerry
Nader's Curly to their Moe and Larry
Pick your favorite stooge, you'll
Get - nyuk nyuk - politics as
Uge-ual

Try - try - try to keep a straight face
Through this decision
Try - try - try but you will still elect
A politician

John and Georgie
John and Georgie
Either guarantees a spending orgy
Pass severe inflation
On to the next
On to the next
Yeah screw the next admini-
stra-a-a-tion

Try - try - try to draw distinctions
It's ineffec-tual
Try - try - try to pin them down on war
Or homosek-shuls

Bush or Kerry?
Bush or Kerry?
I'd prefer amoebic dysentery
Right and Left mean diddley
When both sides slide
(When both sides bite)
With both sides fighting for the
Mi-i-i-ddley

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