LIVE LIKE KOBE BRYANT
Parody of Tim McGraw's "Live Like You Were Dying"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

He said, I was stuck in Colorado
So I thought I'd play the lotto
While I hit on girls who worked in my hotel
I can still hear the voices
Readin' off my choices
All five of my numbers
The Powerball as well

I asked him when he realized
That he had really won the big prize
How's it hitcha when you get that kind of news?
Man whadja do?

And he said

I bought - white lions
I bought - Polynesian islands
Bought a team of Playmate stylists
Just to trim my Fu Manchu
I learned - beer's sweeter
Served on - cheerleaders
Bought my - wife's forgiveness with a big diamond
And he said, Hey dude I finally got the chance
To live like Kobe Bryant

He said, I bought twelve or thirteen Hummers
Trashed one a week all summer
Pimped the pink one with a full Olympic pool
I got a head-to-toe conversion
From my live-in plastic surgeon
Called up every girl I'd lost to say screw you

Well I - I got the wife big implants
Bought some - custom pure gold - sweat pants
I joined some cults and made Phil Jackson teach me Zen
And then

I bought - Rhode Island
I bought - loads of Paraguayans
I ran - naked through the office
Bustin' raps from Shaq Fu II
Now my - home thee-ter's
Decked like - Saint Peter's
And my - teeth have bling that's totally giant
And he said, I suck at hoops but here's my chance
To live like Kobe Bryant

Then I went to cash it in
But there was no ticket there; the lawyers said Whadja do with it?
What did you do with it?
What did I do with it?
WHAT THE #%&@$ DID I DO WITH IT?!

I'm - hidin'
'Cause my - credit's kinda slidin'
They just - repossessed my Playmates
And shaved off my Fu Manchu
Now my - new bedroom
Is the - zoo restroom
And my - wife disowned me when I stopped buyyyin'
But he said, Hey dude at least I had the chance
To live like Kobe Bryant

To live like Kobe Bryant
To live like Kobe Bryant
To live like Kobe Bryant
To live like Kobe Bryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyant

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