"I feel stupid! And contagious!"


THE BRITNEY SPEARS WEDDING SONG
(Boost My Ratings Again)

Parody of Britney Spears' "Oops!... I Did It Again"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

(Morning sickness groans)

I think I did it again
Got stupid and then
Wedlocked up a friend
Oh baby
This guy could be my worst
Since Jason the Geek
Or Fred Frickin' Durst
But to lose touch with real life
That is just so typically me
So baby, better

Boost - my dosage again
Without my green pills
I can't spell my name
Oh maybe it will
Boost - my chances to rein
In what's left of my bra-a-a-ain
So up - that - medicine

You see my problem is this
I've been in the news
Ever since roughly the day I turned six
I’m conjoined with the press
I’d be just like the queen
If she was undressed
But to give awesome headline
That is just so typically me
Baby - oh -

Boost - my ratings again
Madonna, lick off
My Mouseketeer shame
Oh maybe it will
Boost - my minutes of fame
Since my new stuff is la-a-a-ame
I'm not - that - relevant

“Dearly beloved…”
“Britney, as a wedding gift, there’s something I want you to have.”
“Oh, it’s beautiful, but wait a minute - isn’t this - ?”
“Yeah, Madonna’s cone-shaped bustier. You may find it comforting when you go down.”
“Like Christina Aguilera on a blind date?”
“No, like the Titanic.”
“Cool!”

Boost - my cup size again
These serve me so well
I call them by name
Oh maybe they’ll still
Boost - my songs up the chart
I choose fame over a-a-a-art
I'm not
That
Talented

(Repeat choruses ad nauseum)


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