BLAME THE ELVES
Parody of Bette Midler's "The Rose"
PERFORMED BY MONEYSHOT COSMONAUTS
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Felice Hernandez: Vocals
Bob Emmet: Instruments, recording and mixing
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Some say elves shack up with cobblers
Build shoes all freaking night
Some say elves, they work for Keebler
Hug trees and bake Fudge Stripes
Some say elves live in the movies
In Rivendell or Oz
I say elves, they're at the North Pole
Enslaved by Santa Claus
It's the elves who cover for us
When we're naughty girls and boys
It's the elves who drive the short bus
For all us misfit toys
Elves give Santa all the glory
While they do all the work
Plus they clean the lavatory
When reindeer go berserk
When the stores are overcrowded
And you wait too long to shop
So you're forced to go without it
'Cause the crap is out of stock
Just remember Christmas morning
Don't take all the grief yourselves
Give them socks or K-Mart gift cards
When they scream, just blame
The elves
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