Spaff.com "Beaver, UT" parody of Blondie's "Dreaming"

BEAVER, UT
Parody of Blondie's "Dreaming"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

When - I met you in the Pentagon
I - could tell you were from Parowan
You said you'd like to know me
Your southern Utah homie
And I should move back east
No thanks 'cause I like Beaver
Beaver's for me
Beaver
Beaver, U-T

I - don't like the Sundance Festival
I - like old-time westerns best of all
I - share hometowns with Butch Cassidy
So any girlfriend has to be
Receptive when I say
I'm riding south for Beaver

Bea! Ver! All that I hope for!
Bea! Ver! Lemme into Cove Fort!
Nothing's finer
Than being a miner
Bea! Ver! Gonna spend the summer in
Bea! Ver! Let me drive my Hummer in
Color Country
(Whoo!) Beaver hunting

I - sit by and watch the traffic go
South - to Vegas, north to Idaho
It's here - the U.H.P. will bury ya
The Fillmore-Beaver area
So let's just take it slow
Getting into Beaver
Beaver is neat
Beaver
Beaver, U-T
Beaver (Be-e-e-eev)
Beaver is sweet (Be-e-e-eev)
Beaver, U-T