Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
That motherhood destroys you?
Oh baby baby
Your stress and your butt - both grow
And all the noise annoys you

Holy
Crap what happened - to me
Had a baby
And my top could blow now - oh! because

My swollen chest - is killing me (And I)
I must confess - I'm springing leaks (Springing leaks)
At 3 AM then at 6 and 9
Guess who will whine?
Feed the baby one more time!

Oh baby baby
We should have had Daddy snipped
I wish he'd come and take ya
But baby baby
He's off on a business trip
To someplace in Jamaica

Oh, please
Won't you go back - to sleep
If you don't, these
Last brains cells could go now - oh! because

The way you fuss - is killing me (And why)
Why did I trust - My IUD? (IUD)
Across the hall there's a deathly cry
'Scuse me while I
Change the baby one more time!

Oh baby baby
I'm not a buffet, you know...

Oh hungry baby
I fed you an hour ago...

I must confess!
That my swollen breasts!
Are killing me now!
And there goes my san-i-ty
If this is my job
I want to resign
Burp the baby one more time!

(I must confess)
My swollen breasts (that my swollen breasts)
Are killing me (are killing me now)
My sole request
Is beauty sleep (I get no more freaking sleep)
I made a monster like Frankenstein (you poop all the time)
Now I've lost my mind!
Feed the baby one more time!

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