Backuppers:
On intercoms
In cheap cafes
Throughout your meal
Here’s what they play…

Dino:
When a bug hits your eye like a big mincemeat pie
That’s annoying
When your kids start to whine ‘cause they drank turpentine
That’s annoying

Wormy cheese
WMD’s
Anthrax in your peas
STD’s
And mosquitoes

Soggy fries
Mace sprayed in your eyes
Getting sodomized
By fat guys
Wearing Speedos

When you’re trapped up a tree, forced to gnaw off your knee
That’s annoying
When a dog falls in love with your leg, it’s kind of
Bittersweet
When the mob’s friggin’ pissed
And it’s you they insist on destroying
C’est la vie, but you see, being whacked painful-ly
That’s annoying

All:
When your wife does your friends then takes off with your Benz
That’s annoying

Dino:
Real annoying!

All:
When the mice in your bed slowly chew off your head
That’s annoying

Dino:
Way annoying!

Hos:
Eyebrow sprains

Pimps:
Falling out of planes

Hos:
Getting stuck in drains

Pimps:
Charred remains -
Quite perturbing!

Hos:
We’re perturbed - we’re perturbing!

All:
Bums that glow

Pimps:
Watching “Average Joe”
Shooting off your toe

Hos:
Russell Crowe

All:
How disturbing!

Dino:
Disconcerting!

All:
When - you -
Swing with your bat but you can’t hit your cat

Dino:
That’s annoying

All:
Cats annoy me!

When you find camel butts in your bowl of Grape Nuts
That’s a drag

Dino:
When a shark
Starts to chew
And it’s clear
That it’s you he’s enjoying

Hos:
Oo-oo-ooh!

Dino:
Zut alors
But I’m sure
I’ve faced more

All:
Because you’re
That annoying!

Pimps & Hos:
Annoying!

All:
You’re annoying!

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