EVERYBODY WAS PROSELYTING
Parody of Carl Douglas's "Kung Fu Fighting" (Douglas/Biddu)
Lyrics by Shaun Mitchell and Robert Lund

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Workin' the Glory   BUY @ $10.99
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Wo-ho-ho-ho
Wo-ho-ho-ho
Wo-ho-ho-ho
Wo-ho-ho-ho...

And the Elders were proselyting
No cars, we're all bicycling
Book of Mormon we are reciting
Here to tell ya, we're all Nephiting

Got my haircut and new suit
See my name tag, new recruit?
We've got nothing else to do
Than make converts out of you
We'll teach discussions then we'll pray
For your baptism day
We'll get you on the books and then
We'll start collecting ten percent

All the Elders were proselyting
No cars, we're all bicycling
Book of Mormon we are reciting
Here to tell ya, we're all Nephiting

There was green-stick Elder Young
And funky Elder Smith
He said, Onto your knees
Let's pray and sing a hymn
He took out his triple C
And we worked discussion three
Fasted, prayed and saw the light
I'm here to do this mission right

And the Elders were proselyting
Bearing witness fast as lightning
And the spirit is so inspiring
And the scriptures so enlightening

And the Elders were proselyting
No cars, we're all bicycling
Book of Mormon we are reciting
Here to tell ya, we're all Nephiting

Proselyting...

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